That of course is a quote from the great Dale Gribble, aka Rusty Shackleford. And I use it because my computer came up with another creation today;
This site was all coded today and is an xhtml strict webpage with a tableless CSS structure. Yeah CSS! This of course is just the backbone. I still have to add a couple of bells and whistles – then it’s just pasting all the copy into the pages. Should be live sometime tomorrow. As always – if you want to hire me just head on over to www.capitolcitystudios.com
Insert shameless plug here. I do graphic design, psd2xhtml, css, etc, etc.
And if you enjoyed the Dale Gribble quote let me give you a few more:
If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.
(pretending to be an environmentalist) Earth first. Make Mars our bitch.
I thank my father every day for all the tricks he played on me. He taught me the most wonderful lesson a child can learn: Never trust nobody. That’s how I know Bob Dole’s faking that dead arm.
20 years. If your marriage was a murderer it would be out by now.
Whoa! Hold on, son! I want you to keep an open mind so you can make an informed decision! If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking, or go straight to the horse’s mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry.
My rabies has taken a turn for the worse, I am starting to hallucinate, when I close my eyes I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo. I have stopped closing my eyes.
And finally – maybe the reason I love him so much:
Boil up some Mountain Dew; it’s gonna be a long night.
Anyway – that’s about the biggest waste of post ever. To make up for it let me share a serious thought by Elizabeth Barrett Browning:
Earth’s crammed with heaven,
And every common bush afire with God;
And only he who sees takes off his shoes;
The rest sit round it and pluck blackberries.
I know I have posted this before, but it’s good – and it has been running across my mind today. Later – I am off to bed.
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